Hold Your Colour

Jun 01

Cyprus???

what the actuall fuck?

You sailed from Turkey past Cyprus to Israel.

THEN TURNED BACK TO CYPRUS!

NOW TO ONLY TURN BACK TO GO TO EGYPT!!!

May 31

Story Time With D

• Me & M: *Sat tagging clothes*
• D: *appears from lift* Alright Guys
• Me & M: Alirght
• D: Last week I slept with this girl, like a one night stand thing but I wasn't worried cos I had a year and a half relationship with her in the past. It was protected and stuff but when I got up the next morning I was covered in red spot's waist up. I checked the internet and I had symptoms for H.I.V and the symptoms I didn't have I then started feeling. And I panicked man, so much. So I went to the doctor and she was like its nothing but I had it in my head I had H.I.V so I asked for a test and she took blood. I hate needles man and I looked and saw it in me with blood and I fainted. Then she said it would be ready by 3 the next day so I rang at 5 and it wasn't ready and she said try again at 6. And I'm not religious but I said if its negative I'll stop smoking and Il' Ostja man I love smoking, It's something I really enjoy. Then I rang at 4 and was like I need to know, I'm panicking and she said it was negative, now I need to give up smoking, but until then I'm just having 2 cigars a day. *Get's in lift and leaves*
• Me & M: *Looking lost and confused*
• Me: Did D actually want anything then or not???
• M: Umm, Just a story I think

Good Luck :)

(Source: illuminatingbutterflies)

May 30

Filbert ???

???

Ok is it slightly odd that the ship my car is on has always on this website been said to be…

Ship Type: Cargo - Dry Goods

Yet I’ve just noticed now after docking in Turkey and now heading to Israel it has changed to…

Ship Type: Cargo - Hazard A (Major)

What the hell is Hazard A? and major, wtf is major about it???
This boat better not be carrying nuclear weapons!
My car better make it here in perfect condition!

(Source: lunar-goddess)