June 2012
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Cyprus???
what the actuall fuck?
You sailed from Turkey past Cyprus to Israel.
THEN TURNED BACK TO CYPRUS!
NOW TO ONLY TURN BACK TO GO TO EGYPT!!!
May 2012
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Story Time With D
Me & M: *Sat tagging clothes*
D: *appears from lift* Alright Guys
Me & M: Alirght
D: Last week I slept with this girl, like a one night stand thing but I wasn't worried cos I had a year and a half relationship with her in the past. It was protected and stuff but when I got up the next morning I was covered in red spot's waist up. I checked the internet and I had symptoms for H.I.V and the symptoms I didn't have I then started feeling. And I panicked man, so much. So I went to the doctor and she was like its nothing but I had it in my head I had H.I.V so I asked for a test and she took blood. I hate needles man and I looked and saw it in me with blood and I fainted. Then she said it would be ready by 3 the next day so I rang at 5 and it wasn't ready and she said try again at 6. And I'm not religious but I said if its negative I'll stop smoking and Il' Ostja man I love smoking, It's something I really enjoy. Then I rang at 4 and was like I need to know, I'm panicking and she said it was negative, now I need to give up smoking, but until then I'm just having 2 cigars a day. *Get's in lift and leaves*
Me & M: *Looking lost and confused*
Me: Did D actually want anything then or not???
M: Umm, Just a story I think
Good Luck :)
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Ok is it slightly odd that the ship my car is on has always on this website been said to be…
Ship Type: Cargo - Dry Goods
Yet I’ve just noticed now after docking in Turkey and now heading to Israel it has changed to…
Ship Type: Cargo - Hazard A (Major)
What the hell is Hazard A? and major, wtf is major about it??? This boat better not be carrying nuclear weapons! My car...
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And...
… now my car is heading to Israel.
Guess I better now expect it to go to either of or all of, Port Said, Alexandria, and probably some where near to Benghazi if they have a port near by.
Then maybe it’ll finally come to me :) I hope :)
Poor car’s gunna be the only thing left on the boat by time it arrives.
Ooops.
Its 6am????
That mean bar been woken up for half an hour to eat I have just slept for 13 hours.
I knew I was tired but didn’t realise I was that bad.
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Oh you silly, silly boy
Eden Hazard why would you tell everyone you going to be playing in Manchester next Season. Striking up the hope of all the fans of the two biggest clubs currently in English football. Only to then sign for Chelsea creating a situation when during your first season in England the fans of the two biggest clubs are going to hate you and be on your back 24/7.
Just a silly young kid play silly, silly...
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LOL
Me: *roll dice and move* *Land on Liverpool St Station*
T (banker) : Wanna buy it?
Me: Ye, I will, stop D getting all 4
B (spectator) : Oh my, Your my Idol Etienne, Your business acumen is intense
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Some people...
Idiots that throw smoke grenades where your whole team is stood.
REALLY???
You know the other team are just going to see smoke, blind fire into it and kill us all.
Cover and protection? More like bullet magnet!
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True Blood Season 5: Trailer #2
Am I hearing things or did this trailer just open with the name TARA
What? She’s dead! Isn’t she?
OMG! I don’t think there’s anyone or anything on earth as good at making you desperate for something to arrive as the the people who make True Blood. Waiting for the next episode is bad enough, never mind the next season.
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5.51am
Sun coming through the window.
Can’t sleep.
I hope M & K are in today and feeling ripe for work or this could be a long day at work.
Oh well, Yesterday was awesome, Chilling in a Mellieha boat house, BBQ, W’s crazy driving, owning at Monopoly, a packet (LOL), meeting people I ain’t seen in time, good music.
And tonight will be better for sure.
Guess, there’s...
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Just noticed...
my last post was 911.
Made me laugh a little.
Now I feel guilty.
Am I a bad person.
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Was like ‘Yeah Boi, My cars finally coming to Malta’ then the Boat went to Solerno, Italy.
Then was like ‘Yeah Boi, My cars finally coming to Malta’ Only to watch it go to Athens, Greece.
Then was like ‘Yeah Boi, My cars finally coming to Malta’ and its decided to go Izmir, Turkey.
But I think it’s coming to MALTA next, or I hope so. Yeah Boi-i-i-i
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Yesterday this student girl had never even heard of the Eurovision and had no a single clue as to what the hell everyone was on about and hyped about
Then this morning she’s up at 8.30 playing the songs of her laptop in the kitchen.
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Someone pleas explain to me why Sweden are starting to run away with this???
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If Malta do well in this vote I’m actually sure most of the votes they receive will all be for Warren’s foot dance.
It’s trending on the top trends on twitter and its flooding the ‘Malta’ & ‘Eurovision’ searches on Tumblr.
No one seems to care about the song, just the dance.
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On another note...
England… *Face Palm*
We are going to be such an embarrassment in Euro 2012!
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No Joke...
Jedward need to win this thing.
Bar the fact their final performance was a little sketchy compared to the semi-final one.
But that song is actually amazing and the water and everything.
P.s: Who was that blonde girl from Denmark. She was actually quality, like she would actually be iPod worthy.
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Eurovision
Really don’t know who I want to win tonight.
Malta for Warren!
or
Ireland cos, it’s Jedward, just Jedward!
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The student had a fruit in her hand today and asked me what it was.
I was like, its a plum.
Only to then realise it wasn’t a plum.
So I told her it was actually a peach, I meant peach.
Now i’m considering it may have been a nectarine
What’s the difference between a peach and a nectarine???
I have no clue, why is this keeping me awake.
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Video Games & Violence
First of all I think that the idea that “video games encourage violence” is bullshit. I’ve played GTA, COD, ManHunt, God of War, etc and I’ve never stabbed, suffocated, drown, ran some one over, etc. If someone going to brutally attack or kill someone it won’t be because they’ve just done it on a video game. In fact, I personally find it had the opposite effect,...
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Imagination FTW
Always interesting opening new boxes of clothing to smell all the different smells of each item depending on it’s making process.
My day was so interesting, first I went swimming in a chlorine rich swimming pool, then jumped in my grandad’s pipe smoke filled car to get a ride to the farm before finishing off the day exploring an Indian spice market.
Today was a good day thanks to...
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“Remember P.E. gives a child ‘Hope’, Without P.E. ‘Hope’...”
– Kitty Flanagan on ‘The Project’
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That's a good dog
The dude round the corner that own’s the most placid Rottweiler ever, Max.
Driving round the block in his little red car following Max while he walks himself round the block.
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FS!
I honestly don’t get why you ignore my existence yet still blatantly remember I exist in ways that may even be subconscious to you.
What the actual fuck is your problem. Just one simple reason would help me understand and remove the guilt that shouldn’t even be there.
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This boat in on fire
Braga to just beyond Lisbon in 8 hours :)
SOOOOOOOON!
My car is now in Portuguese waters.
It’s getting closer yo!
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Tottenham... Poor, poor Tottenham
On another note…
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BAYERN! NO LEAGUE NO CUP NO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE NO NOTHING THAT’S RIGHT… NOTHING!!!
Yay! Penalties
Something interesting might actually final happen in this game.
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If this game stays as 0-0 early in the second half, how long before it turns into a diving contest between…
Robben
Drogba
Ribery
Cahill
Cole
Muller
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When you playing sabotage on COD and there’s that one kid on your team that’s 0 - 15 and you getting stressed out and you team is losing and it’s all his fault they have kill streaks…
…
…
Then he’s the one that plants the bomb and you win.
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Decisions, Decisions
Really want to watch tonight’s final just to watch some football again now the season is over and the Euro’s ain’t here yet.
But watching football when you don’t want either team to win is pretty boring, even if you don’t support either team you can usually pick one and root for them.
But is Chelsea, and its Bayern. I Hate them both. Ok Chelsea are English so you...
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TEAM DIESEL!!!
Still undefeated… WOOP! WOOP!
OMG, I'm gunna be sick
I’m gunna be actually fucking sick, that is disgusting, OMG. WTF WTF world… WTFF!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
A Coolie a day, keeps the doctor away
Buy Coolie now, only 22 euros per litre
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Fingers crossed
Eden Hazard after collecting his 2nd consecutive French player of the year award as voted by players and managers…”I’ll be playing in Manchester next year. City or United I can’t confirm, but you’ll know soon”
He’s had talk’s with Fergie and Man United, so he better mean United and not City!!!
Shinji Kagawa has declared he isn’t...